I decided to try and steal the Press’ thunder by getting out in front of the media blitz planned for Valentine’s Day.
Rhonda, my Honda, and I were enjoying some quality time together recently, when I noticed the paparazzi photographing us from behind some trees on my property. I wish I could say I was shocked. Surprised in the moment, yes, but not shocked. When I heard Hollywood referring to Rhonda and me as “Paunda,” I knew we were in their crosshairs. Even an innocent stroll on my own property became public fodder.
For the first time in years, I have a Valentine to celebrate the holiday with, and I REFUSE to let the press spoil the occasion. I’ve spared no expense in letting her know my feelings. As a bonus, I received Speedy reward points when purchasing the rose!
I have three other valentines I'm also very grateful for.
